Because he is
UNCLE VOLDEMORT WILL PICK YOU UP DON’T WORRY
My mom found my RP account
Mom: So you left your RP account logged onto my computer last night
Me: ಠ_ಠ Oh (Expects her to make me delete it, it's a Yu Kanda D. Gray Man one)
Mom: Yeah, can I make one!? Could I be General Cross!? He is so cool and then I could mess with your Allen!
Mom: Yeah, your Allen, I saw that you were in a relationship with one on your account, Kanda and Allen are cute together ^.^
Me: ಠ_ಠ This is not how parents should act